THE BREAK-UP

It seems a little awkward to say so given that its stars, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston, are currently a hot item on the gossip sheets – latest reports have them planning a secret wedding, possibly in France – but The Break-Up suffers from a plausibility gap: not in the breaking-up, but the coming-together. How could these two people fall in love – not in a one-night stand, with its recklessness and lower expectations, but a meaningful, long-term relationship? They even buy a house together!

We know, of course, that opposites attract – and I guess, with a little goodwill, we can find an emotional through-line. Jen (i.e. her character) works in a ritzy art-gallery, owned by a domineering diva with haughty raised eyebrows and a penchant for sketching male models au naturel; already there’s a masochistic streak in our heroine, happy to be ruled by a stronger force. Vince (i.e. his character) is a working-class lunk who works as a tour-guide in a company he owns with his two brothers; even his job involves telling people what to think (Jen’s philosophy, on the other hand, is that customers shouldn’t buy paintings unless they feel it in their bones). They meet at a baseball game and Vince does all the running, all but forcing himself on her. She’s with someone else but he tears her away, talking nineteen to the dozen about commitment and Stone Age men inventing fire.

I think he’s supposed to be charming, but in fact he seems a little deranged. Things don’t improve once the two are a couple. They have little in common (“We don’t go anywhere together,” she points out); he likes baseball, she likes the ballet. To say he’s old-fashioned would be putting it kindly; in fact, his idea of domestic bliss is to watch the game on TV while she cooks and cleans. He doesn’t even like her working (outside the home). After a party, she does the dishes; he plays a videogame.

Actually, I guess I should backtrack. The relationship isn’t implausible per se; indeed, much of the film’s charm comes from how sadly familiar these roles are – the needy woman and the selfish lout, the doormat and the ‘man’s man’. What’s implausible is the film’s contention that this relationship is basically happy (as opposed to toxic), at least if Vince became a little more caring and Jen became a little more assertive. Thus, when she wails “I don’t want to break up with him” it’s supposed to be heartfelt emotion, not a woman in denial. And when he comes home after their big fight, and we see Jen in bed waiting tensely, it’s shot so she’s right on the edge of frame, with an empty space beside her. All he has to do is fill that space and everything (presumably) will be all right. Alas, he elects to sleep on the sofa, and the bad vibes continue.

In the end, it’s a simple problem: The Break-Up tackles a painful subject, but doesn’t want to cause any pain. You can still make comedy out of messy divorces but it needs to be black comedy, as in The War of the Roses (1989) where bickering escalated into all-out war, the not-so-happy couple finally demolishing their lovely home as well as each other. This is more like The Odd Couple, with prim Jen and slobbish Vince fighting over too much clutter in the living-room – yet, unlike the old Hollywood ‘remarriage comedies’ (films like The Philadelphia Story (1940)) where the couple seemed compatible if only they could come to their senses, here the couple are so broadly-drawn they become caricatures. A break-up might be just the thing for them, and Jen seems weirdly self-destructive when she turns down a date with a rich, eligible bachelor near the end of the film, holding on to her masochistic memories of the tattered relationship.

The Break-Up doesn’t know what it wants. Like our hero’s best friend, who gives unaccountably good advice in the final stretch after spending most of the film as a callous jerk, it alarms then reassures, dancing nervously on a narrow path between Honest Pain and Just Good Fun. One minute we’re doing a singalong, the next Jen is yelling “You’re a prick!” with righteous fury. Almost at the end, it discerns an important point about toxic relationships, that you can’t improve them without also destroying them; if Vince becomes more caring and Jen becomes more assertive, then they probably can’t be together. It’s a more profound truth than we’re used to at the multiplex – but even that gets washed away in a rather coy coda. Hopefully Jen and Vince are a little more plausible in real life.