THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW ***1/2

 

 What are they smoking in Hollywood? Summer’s the time for mindless (and lucrative) blockbusters, but things haven’t quite gone to plan this year. First Troy turned out to be a tough, intelligent anti-war film with obvious resonance to the situation in Iraq, and now The Day After Tomorrow is a sharp environmentalist j’accuse with Dick Cheney as its main villain. At this rate, Harry Potter will be a tract against child labour and Shrek 2 a metaphor for the abuse at Abu Ghraib.

 Nor is this stuff buried deep down, where only subtext-loving academics can dig it out. We first see the US Vice-President as he’s trashing the Kyoto Accord at a seminar on global warming (“Our economy is every bit as fragile as the environment”), much to the chagrin of climatologist hero Dennis Quaid. Later we also see the President, and there’s no mistaking which President he’s supposed to be, taking off his baseball cap with a vacant expression as he sits silently through a Cabinet meeting, his only contribution being to ask the Cheney figure, “What do you think we should do?” Hollywood’s a well-known Democratic hotbed – assiduously courted by President Clinton – and seems to have decided to show its opposition to Bush in the most public way possible, through its traditionally apolitical ‘summer movies’.

 But it’s not just the present Administration that gets rebuked in The Day After Tomorrow (Bush actually ends up a semi-sympathetic, if ineffectual, figure). This is a disaster movie about global warming, but it doesn’t destroy the whole globe – only the rich, industrialised First World. It’s true we see snowstorms in New Delhi, and hear warnings that the world is about to be plunged into a new Ice Age – but the final count shows half the Earth more or less unaffected. Only Europe and North America are buried in ice, as a kind of divine retribution for their fossil-fuel burning and anti-ecological policies.

 Again, none of this is coded or obscure. The film gets much mileage out of US refugees going south into Mexico, which finally closes its borders – leading to illegal immigrants trying to cross the Rio Grande in the opposite direction than is usually the case, and the film duly gets a TV reporter to point out this “dramatic reversal of illegal immigration”. The Mexicans finally agree to re-open their border – but only after ‘Dick Cheney’ agrees to write off Latin America’s entire foreign debt! In the end, a chastened Cheney praises his Third World hosts, implicitly promising a brighter future. “Have you ever seen the air so clear?” muses an astronaut, looking down on the half-icy planet.

 Director Roland Emmerich hails from Germany, one of Europe’s Greenest countries, and no doubt feels strongly about these matters – but he’s also, I suspect, doing penance for his biggest hit, the 1996 Independence Day in which America notoriously (and single-handedly) saved the planet from alien invasion. There, the US was a military titan; here, it’s a victim – and it doesn’t take much to link the change to a new international mood, post-9/11. There are clear echoes of that disaster in the storm-shattered buildings and fleeing crowds of New Yorkers, as well as a strange emphasis on “Western civilisation” which the survivors try to protect or hold on to (its symbol is a Gutenberg Bible, the first-ever printed book, deftly blending religious values with the “Age of Reason”). One memorable shot shows the Statue of Liberty – as much a New York emblem as the late lamented World Trade Center – neck-deep in the rising waters, its torch held aloft like the arm of a drowning man.

 All this gives The Day After Tomorrow unexpected personality, putting it firmly in the box marked ‘Interesting’. But what about the box marked ‘A Good Night Out At The Movies’? That’s where things get problematic, though at least two-thirds of the film is quite effective.

 The set-up is surprisingly imaginative, going from vignette to vignette as the mother of all storms builds up. Zoo animals are restless. Flocks of birds appear in the sky, migrating south at top speed. Weather buoys show alarming drops in temperature, appearing as beeping red lights on a computer screen. A weatherman goes for a quickie, leaving his post unmanned (“What weather? This is LA!”), only to be called back by hysterical reports of mass destruction. The special effects, when they arrive, are sensational – skyscrapers slowly icing over, or a “wall of water” swelling on the coast of Manhattan. Landscapes and giant, featureless things have always been what computers do best (as opposed to living things, which are often unconvincing).

 Emmerich isn’t subtle; the film is often soapy and melodramatic – will the ambulance arrive for the cancer-stricken little boy? will Quaid’s best friend cut the rope, plunging to his death in order to save them both? – but that’s forgivable. Let’s not forget it’s a disaster movie, following in the cheesy footsteps of The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno (or Daylight and Dante’s Peak, to cite more recent examples). The problem, quite simply, is that it has no third act.

 The first third is tense, the middle third – all that mass destruction – spectacular. But then what? Once the enormity of the situation is clear, once ‘Bush’ and ‘Cheney’ have begun evacuating everyone and people either run for their lives or stay indoors, trying to wait it out, the film has nowhere to go. Its solution is a frankly ludicrous sub-plot, with Quaid walking across the snow from D.C. to NYC, trying to reach his teenage son who’s trapped in the New York Public Library with the eye of the storm drawing nearer.

 But why must Quaid do this? He himself has been telling people to stay indoors; he knows his son is safer in a building than out on the street. What does he hope to do, even if he does find him – carry him back to Washington on his back? The answer, presumably, is to make up for all the times when he wasn’t there for him as a father, but it all seems puny and lame compared to the apocalypse raging around them. Emmerich had the same problem in Independence Day, distracting from the action with glib father-son bonding (as Mark Steyn puts it in The Spectator: “Emmerich may not be in favour of global warming, but he’s in favour of global heartwarming”). Or, to paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca: “It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of two little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world”.

 In short, The Day After Tomorrow peters out – but it’s still more pleasant surprise than disappointment. Blockbusters have seemed increasingly hollow and formulaic in recent years, but maybe the Bush years have now given Hollywood the focus it lacked, some kind of target to aim at while spending all those millions on eye-popping FX. Maybe they’ll even go the next step, using some of those millions to actually fund the Good Causes they so piously warn us about. Don’t hold your breath…