FAHRENHEIT 9/11 **1/2

DIRECTED BY Michael Moore 

 Did you hear the one about the local woman watching some Track and Field event at the Olympics (it may have been the 400m Relay)? An American athlete was out in front, and the woman was none too happy. As the runner sprinted towards the finish line, she could take no more – and started yelling at the TV beseechingly, in a last-ditch prayer to some Higher Power: “Fall! Fall!”

 True story, apparently – and latent anti-Americanism may explain why so many Cypriots are excited about Fahrenheit 9/11, the new documentary from Michael Moore of Bowling for Columbine fame (I had friends asking me when it’s coming out as far back as June). It goes beyond that, of course: even in Britain, with its close ties and ‘special relationship’ with the US, huge swathes of the population find the current Administration unpalatable. At the Cannes Film Festival – where Fahrenheit scooped the Palme D’Or – the film received one of the longest standing ovations in Cannes history.

 Then again, Moore’s film – an exposé of the Bush Administration’s hypocrisy and mendacity, from the 2000 election to the war in Iraq – isn’t aimed at Europeans, much less Cypriots with their memories of 70s inequities and small-country urge to blame a bigger country for our problems. It’s aimed at Americans, making it a much tougher sell since the US remains perhaps the most patriotic nation in the Western world. Yet here’s the twist: whatever Moore may think, Fahrenheit is actually aimed at half of America – the half that are already anti-Bush, and take his cretinous villainy as a given. As propaganda, or a hard-sell to the unconverted, the film is mediocre; those not already armoured with the knowledge that Bush Is Evil may spend much of its 122 minutes going ‘But wait a minute…’

 The first half – up to the war in Iraq – is especially irksome, as Moore trundles out one questionable charge after another. Bush spent much of his first year in power on holiday at his Texas ranch, he scolds – but, as the man himself points out, “You don’t have to be in Washington to work” (ah, but we all know Bush never does any work). “Not a single Senator came to the aid of the African-American Congressmen” protesting the election result in 2000 – but was that because the Senate is racist and/or Republican, or because they chose not to draw out what was already a national embarrassment?

 After 9/11, it gets worse. Much is made of the fact that the President sat in front of a primary-school audience for seven minutes after being informed of the crisis, sitting silently while the class read a book called My Pet Goat (not reading to them, as some have claimed); but what else was he supposed to do, besides wait for the Secret Service to arrange safe transport? Not to mention he couldn’t have known the full extent of the carnage (all we see is an aide whispering in his ear for a few seconds). Later, in another much-talked-about bit, Bush is on the golf course giving a statement on the ‘war on terror’ – then invites the journalists to check out his golf swing. But what’s wrong with that? Would it have been better to put on his sad face for the Press then go back to his golf swing as soon as the cameras were off? Wouldn’t that in fact have been hypocritical?

 The film’s assault on the Bush family’s links with Saudi Arabia is especially misguided. Moore uses clips from the old cop show Dragnet to wonder why Bin Laden “family members” were allowed to leave the US before police could talk to them after 9/11, as if the Bin Ladens were two kids and a dog instead of an extended family numbering hundreds of people. There’s an ignorance – or just wilful misrepresentation – here, monolithically equating “Saudi” with “terrorist” when in fact the House of Saud have more to fear from the likes of Al-Qaeda than anybody. 

 It’s annoying when Fahrenheit doesn’t work, since it’s shooting at the biggest target anyone’s had in years. Even beyond George W.’s personal shortcomings as a public speaker, he’s been adept at surrounding himself with slimy-looking people like Dick Cheney (first cousin to Mr. Burns from The Simpsons) and led two mostly unsuccessful wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. The latter is of course the main event, and the film really starts firing on all cylinders when we get to Weapons of Mass Destruction – which is also, not coincidentally, when it stops taking random pot-shots and starts acting like a proper documentary.

 That Iraq was invaded on a lie seems pretty clear by now. Indeed, this paper was among many that showed, months before the war (in a Gwynne Dyer piece, as I recall), that years of sanctions and UN inspections made it near-impossible for Saddam Hussein to have the capability for WMDs. The footage from Iraq is powerful, often graphic (especially in exposing the lie of “smart bombs”) and often moving – especially the interviews with young soldiers, who alone in the film speak with candour and a knowledge of what’s really going on (it’s clear that many joined up for idealistic reasons, and now feel betrayed).

 Even here, however, Moore goes for the cheap shot, the centre-piece of his Iraq section being an interview with the mother of a dead soldier. As the mother weeps, and reads a letter from her son blaming Bush for the debacle, the viewer becomes dimly aware of emotional blackmail going on – the implied suggestion that anyone who voted for Dubya is responsible for this woman’s tears, and anyone who votes against him will (somehow) help salve her pain. The viewer may recall an earlier shot, when the camera zoomed in close the better to catch the tears of a 9/11 victim’s wife, and may well wonder who’s more obscene: those who caused these people’s suffering or Moore, who’s exploiting them for his own purposes.

 What are those purposes? This is where it gets interesting, because Fahrenheit 9/11 actually has little to do with politics and everything to do with that Great Unspoken, class in America. Moore is best understood via his first film, the 1989 Roger and Me, which is mostly concerned with our hero – a nobody from Flint, Michigan – trying to get a meeting with Roger Smith, CEO of General Motors. That’s what Moore still is, an outsider trying to break into the inner circle that rules America, exemplified of course by the Bushes (“Some call you the elite,” beams George W. at a fund-raising dinner for the great and good; “I call you my base!”). What’s often sordid is the way he likes to climb on the shoulders of ‘the people’ in order to do so.

 Again and again in Fahrenheit, we turn to populism – in the comforting recourse to pop-culture (including a funny Bonanza spoof), in repeated lines like “If it came out…” or “If the public knew…”, above all in the focus on poor (and often black) people at the bottom rung of the System; we end on a quote from Orwell, to the effect that the real function of War is keep the social order intact. Bush-bashing thus becomes a blow for the poor and oppressed, just like the film’s cries of outrage that war in Iraq and Afghanistan is “good for business” – as if European powers hadn’t used their colonies as cash-cows for most of the past two centuries. The film is fighting its own little class war, based on the uncomfortable truism that those opposed to making money are usually the ones who haven’t got any. 

 There are good and bad things in Fahrenheit 9/11. Its biggest achievement, apart from the stunning array of film clips – obviously an Oscar opens many doors, access-wise – is its glimpse into a world of power and influence, family connections and mutual back-scratching; its most telling detail is perhaps the way Bush likes to pause before giving a speech to whisper a quick thanks in the ear of the person introducing him, a private word - 'We won't forget you' - before facing the plebs. Its biggest flaws are Moore’s methods: sarcasm in place of argument, loaded cross-cutting between things that aren’t necessarily connected, naked appeals to emotion, a risible montage of children flying kites and having fun in Baghdad before the war (“a nation that had never killed a single American citizen”).

 Maybe it’s because Bush and his gang have been so flagrantly dishonest – it’s hard to find a thinking person who admires this Administration, even those who claim to share its values – but the man who emerges most strongly from Fahrenheit 9/11 isn’t the incumbent but Michael Moore himself, sniping from the sidelines, consumed with bitterness at the rich and powerful. You won’t find words like “Israel” or “neo-conservative” in this film, but you will find endless details of millionaire Saudis, and shady oil-and-gas deals bringing bagfuls of cash. “Yes, it helps to be the President’s son,” he says of the time when Bush Jr was in business and Bush Sr in the White House, and it’s hard not to hear a twinge of envy.

 The director Kevin Smith (of Jersey Girl) recently said his comedy comes from “growing up fat”, and you wonder if Moore has similar demons to exorcise, growing up in a poor, depressed place like Flint, Michigan. It seems clear he’s personally fearless yet also thrives on provoking abuse, placing himself in the line of fire. He was at it again last week at the Republican National Convention, smiling wryly for the cameras as the crowd jeered and John McCain called him “disingenuous” - no doubt thinking ‘I’ll get you for this’, planning his next obscure act of revenge. Maybe he should go into politics.