THE BROTHERS GRIMM

 How else do you start a film called The Brothers Grimm? “Once upon a time” reads the caption in the opening moments, and “They lived happily ever after” is the last thing we see. In between is a strange, murky movie, not a spoof but possessed of a dark sense of humour as you might expect of director Terry Gilliam (once of Monty Python). It’s a bit too eccentric for the Lord of the Rings crowd and a bit too intense for fairytale – and it sure hasn't been a real-life fairytale for Gilliam.

 2005 should’ve been his year, if only because his triumphs have always coincided with years ending in ‘5’: Monty Python and the Holy Grail in 1975, Brazil (his greatest personal achievement) in 1985, Twelve Monkeys in 1995. More importantly, after years in the wilderness – including the much-publicised collapse of his epic Don Quixote – Gilliam was back with two films, Grimm and Tideland. Alas, it all went wrong. Tideland, widely disliked as nasty and grotesque, remains unseen apart from the occasional festival; Grimm, by far the ‘bigger’ project, was a flop, making less than half its $80 million budget in the States. It’s unlikely that Gilliam, now in his sixties, will ever be trusted with a big-budget movie again.

 Why did the film flop? Partly, no doubt, because it looks so dark – literally dark, set in a sepulchral haunted forest, and metaphorically dark, in the sense of being oppressive. The visuals are claustrophobic, daylight often blocked by flame-orange filters; Gilliam’s compositions are cluttered and he has a taste for the baroque – not just broad performances (Peter Stormare hams it up as the villainous Cavaldi) but details like giant close-ups of people leaning into the camera. Most of all, the film looks (deliberately) uninviting. It’s dank and rather dismal; there are no pretty pictures.

 The look fits with Gilliam’s sensibility, which is seldom kid-friendly. (Grimm is a ‘12’ but a strong ‘12’; even some early-teens may find it disturbing.) There are fairytale elements, certainly – a house with an old mill, a princess in a tower, a vial of “baby’s tears” – but also streams of slithering cockroaches, a girl without a face, another girl falling prey to a magic horse that entangles her in sticky web-like tissue then lifts her up and swallows her whole (!). There’s even a kitten caught in a propeller-blade, albeit fortunately offscreen.

 Yet the film isn’t trying to be sadistic, just recalling the (yes!) grim side of the titular brothers; often the horror co-exists with the fairytale elements, as when a slime monster emerges from the ground and turns into a Gingerbread Man. Gilliam’s main asset has always been his extravagant imagination, working in a wilder register than most other filmmakers – and he makes Imagination the cornerstone of Brothers Grimm, not just in its style but in its message.

 The Grimms aren’t famous yet in this incarnation. They’re not storytellers but hustlers, creating supernatural events so they can ‘exorcise’ them, like Michael J. Fox in The Frighteners. Yet, ironically, they are artists; in fact, they talk like filmmakers, especially when checking out the magic in the haunted forest which they assume must be the work of charlatans like themselves (“These guys are much better funded than we are”). Their problem is that they create their Art for money, and money alone. Wilhelm (Matt Damon), the older, more obnoxious Grimm, is contemptuous of bookish younger brother Jacob (Heath Ledger) and his faith in “magic beans” – i.e. imagination. Only when Wilhelm gives in to Jacob’s way of thinking, says the film, will the Grimms really find themselves – when they delve into the “old ways” and start telling stories about folk magic, not just using it for empty spectacle.

 Alas, there’s another irony – because Gilliam doesn’t practise what he preaches, being much better on spectacle than story. He’s like the third Brother Grimm, the one who never quite made the transition. He’s still stuck on calling up fake spooks, grossing us out with kittens in propeller-blades and wild flights of fancy; The Brothers Grimm has striking moments, but none of the tight storytelling and memorable characters that distinguished the real Brothers Grimm. As a film, it’s messy but interesting. As a fairytale, it’s a bit of a flop.